'I've never been caught': Worker confesses to leaving job site while nobody is watching, stirring controversy and sparking discussion in online community

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    I (F36) leave work on the clock and no one notices. This is the second job I've done this and never been caught. My current job is working to collect air samples for asbestos on construction and industrial sites. All we do as an air technician is set up the pumps, have them run the whole 8 hours and then sit in our cars for the whole shift, and "check on the
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    pumps" except I've never seen anyone in my field actually go check the pumps They just sit in there cars the whole day on their phones. It's a lonely job because you have to sit in a little capsule (your car) by yourself and have no human contact your entire shift, you don't have coworkers, the most you'll say is a few words a day to a gate security guard or maybe you run into somebody at the
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    office when putting away your paperwork and you say hi how are you. You're also left to the outside elements whether it be raining or hot as or cold as you have to stay in your vehicle and run your vehicle to whatever controlled environment temperature inside you have it for, which obviously puts damage onto your car. Some sites have
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    areas you can sit inside but they are and a lot of them don't have any type of electricity, privacy, or anything comfortable going on like your car. You car is literally the most comfortable space.
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    I did this job the right way, play by the rules for a while. And then I realized that I was being an idiot by following the rules and not living my life. I realized how easy it would be to sneak off and come back periodically maybe twice a day and then pop back out. Nobody really notices an air tech, we are like ghosts. Even if there's a security gate at the site we can just tell them oh I'm parking outside the facility and they go with it and nobody sees you come and go.
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    I hate work, like so much that I would be one of those people that does stay at home if there was such thing as universal basic income, I would be doing my own hobbies and art, tending to my autistic ways of hyperfocusing on things that I think are more important than being a wage slave, and whatever I wanted and making my own dreams come true. But we live in a up world where capitalism is king and none of us are allowed to live our lives the way that we are meant to as human beings.
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    So I'm going to continue doing this for as long as I can, cuz at the end of the day the job market is so crazy right now in my area that it wouldn't even matter if I got fired, I would just lose my license to do the tech work. I don't actually care. I'm not paid a wage a person who would care is paid. I make about the same amount of money as a Starbucks barista with tips. Honestly with
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    how much risk there is for this job as far as asbestos and being on construction sites, having to know the law and code, and everything else in between, this job should be paying no less than $25 an hour, but you're lucky if you get $19. So therefore I give even less of a • If they actually paid correctly then I would have a lot more to risk and I would not be sneaking off...much.
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    What I like to do while on the clock is I go to the public library, plug in my laptop and play my video games all day, or I go shopping somewhere like I'll do my weekly grocery shopping in the middle of the day when there's nobody around except old people, or just go to the park and walk around. If I lived near enough I would just go home. I'm basically free, I just have to make
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    sure that I make an appearance at strategic times and look out for if my boss is calling me. If my boss ever calls me and asks me where I'm at during the rare times that he would do a site visit, I'm usually within 10 minutes of the site and can easily say oh I'm in the bathroom, I'm getting coffee, I was playing an audiobook and didn't hear your call. It's so easy.
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    I had another job in the past where I could sneak off. I was an overnight cleaner for a University. I cleaned 14 bathrooms a night and was able to do this within 2 hours while the rest of the shift there was nothing to do. This was how it was for everybody, everybody sat in the break room or stayed within their departments chilling other phones. The manager didn't care because the manager understood that our jobs could be done in the first few hours and the rest of the shift was just hours being
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    I lived 5 minutes away and just went home every night and stayed there until the end of my shift. I made an appearance with a broom at the end of the night, clocked out and went home again. That one was even better because I was able to go home whereas I live 50 minutes away from the construction site and would be risking it if I went home.
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    I miss that job but I quit because management was toxic and choosing favorites and there was a lot of territorial going on so I left them during their most desperate time. I quit that job in front of everyone at the meeting that we always have at the starting of the shift and the jaw drop on my priceless. manager was
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    Not the same thing, but I did work at Walmart 15 years ago and I would finish my work which took about 2 hours and then I would go to my car and sleep all day and pop in and out of my department. It's just so stupid how most of us can get our work done within the first few hours of our shift and then the rest of the shift we have to pretend like we're actually working We had to
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    find something to do. We should just be paid for the work that we do and allowed to go home and still make a comfortable living. But unfortunately our labor laws haven't been changed in over 100 years so we're all stuck with the 8 hours nonsense That's really unnecessary, but that's capitalism.
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    420medicineman "you have to sit in a little capsule (your car) by yourself and have no human contact your entire shift, you don't have coworkers, the most you'll say is a few words a day to a gate security guard or maybe you run into somebody at the office when putting away your paperwork and you say hi how are you. II Ah, heaven.
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    smartest_kobold • 5h ago • How much does this pay and how do I apply?
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    driveonacid • 5h ago • . I used to be one of the lab techs who analyzed those samples you collect. As far as I can remember, my boss told the field techs to feel free to read a book or do whatever in that wait time.
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    The guys doing the abatement aren't paying you, so they don't care. Your boss is charging the contractor a small fortune, and knows exactly what you're doing. He doesn't care. The only time there might be an issue is if the pump shuts off. But, if that happens, you just mark it as a dud on your paperwork. I assure you, the lab techs don't care.
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    The cost of your services is a miniscule line item in the project's budget, and there's nobody on site to give you keeping on. Keep on
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    NotWhiteCracker Overnight cleaning jobs are the easiest to get away with this. I had one of these about 15 years ago and was basically a supervisor. Even if a person or 2 called in, I could usually get all of my work and all of their work done in under 3 hours. After work I would just go home and punch out from my phone. Eventually I was able
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    to get it down to basically a 3 day work week without anyone noticing...bust my full shift on Monday deep cleaning everything, come in 15 minutes Tuesday to grab garbages and then leave, work an hour or 2 on Wednesday, come in Thursday for 15 minutes to grab garbages, don't even bother showing up most Fridays (could just blame
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    weekend office workers for there being garbage when they arrive Monday morning). Did that a few years without getting caught and only left it because a rival company offered me more money with benefits
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    . jesus_chen 5h ago. Get a mobile hotspot and a laptop to do whatever in the car or at a library/coffee shop (though you can use their wifi) but being in the car is a lot easier if caught. I'd use that time to take online classes to advance my career, personally, like getting a cybersecurity degree from the University of Maryland Global Campus, for instance. Also, dip out to the gym for an hour and ay you were at lunch if called oout.
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    saskifarrington • 6h ago . Sounds like you've figured out a way to make a boring. job work for you! I get why you'd want to sneak off when it's so mind-numbing.
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    iammaline • 5h ago . As someone that works around asbestos please at least check the levels a couple times during the day cause if you say it's safe I have to believe you and if you aren't checking and the area is still hot but yall say it's not I won't know and could get the mesothelioma
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    • hobopwnzor 4h ago These jobs are the best. I work in a lab processing samples. We have a set day for each part of the process. Some days I get done and just have nothing left to do. My coworkers stay there and do nothing. I peace out after everybody else is gone and nobody has ever noticed or said anything. If my coworkers were smarter I'd encourage them to leave as well but they're old and scared.
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    Roddy-McRizzle • 5h ago What will you do when the state shows up and asks to see you? Depending on the state, it is required that an Air Monitor be on site during any class 1 work and any class 2 that is considered friable.
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    Worth_Fondant... . 4h ago Worked on an asbestos removal job years ago in Brisbane, all night shift. The air monitoring tech would turn up, turn on the pump, leave it in the case so we wouldn't get any pesky positive readings and then go night clubbing. What a legend.
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    MarisiaKing . 4h ago • I did not expect to see someone with my job posting on here. Haven't met another asbestos inspector out in the wild before.
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    octobahn 4h ago . I had a corporate job where I would leave for several hours to take photographs at the nearby arboretum. It was brain-numbing when things slowed down at work, and I saw no reason to sit there while I could be doing something productive.

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